Total Medals Earned: 12 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 230 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/355 points)
yea big
real big amopunt of cheeses
smal
more big than bigger than bigger than big than big than small
hes realli into cheez
mastr of chez
so damn ches
MORE AND MORE!
fjhgfjhgf
im so sad
jklhlkjh
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
not that impressive but good start ig...
Okay, that's kinda cool
woah.
Good job :-)
I love you.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)
Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!
Find 3 "golden orb" rooms
Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)
Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop
Earn all 5 totems
Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)
Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/295 points)
Played the game for the first time
Purchase a prize from the counter
Win a match of Madness Roulete
Lost a match of Madness Roulette
Change your skin
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win an offline game of Air Hockey
Win an online game of Air Hockey
Clubbed several seals
Kill 100 people. That's a war crime, probably.
Clear 20 floors
You're gonna go far, kid. 5km or more
Die spectacularly in Turtle Toss
Kill 50 Feds in Fly High Hominid
Survive for 3 minutes
Reach a score of at least 50k in the NG30th Table
Beat the Soviet Missile Mastar Minigame in the NG30th Pinball Table
Get a total score of 20
Get a total score of 50
Get a total score of 100
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Get skewered on spikes
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)